.

Imagine study everyday,
And In your dreams,
Don't you want it? (Maybe)
Can't you see it? (Kinda)

Imagine first examination ever
I get the lead!! ( A part for me?)
No of course!! (yea right)
You gotta believe it! (Keep talking)

You and I all the fame
(Khai Shuen and what's his name?)
Sound Exited? (Inviting)
Lets study then!! (Reading)

Personal teacher, agent and a pharmacist,
(Then where do I fit into this?)
With you we can win! ( Win a part?)
Think bigger! (Get number 1!!)
Thats better!
Don't you see that bigger is better
And better is bigger, a little bit is never enough!! No No No!!

Don't want to fail! ( You know it you know you don't want it!)
The cane and the torture and more!
Don't want to fail! ( You know it you know you don't want it!)
To get your name in the BUKU REKOD!

Don't want to fail !! Nothing less, all the marks in the test.
A row a stack of books for you to read.
Don't want to fail!

Geography!
English!
Chinese!
Cantonese!
Physics!
Chemistry!
Bahasa Inggeris!
Mathematics!
Nilai Murni!
History~~~~~~~

Don't want to FAIL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!

The End

Written by: Richard PKS and JonKok

I got a lot of food, I have to chew,
All these distractions, your future's coming soon....
You've been peeled a hundred different patterns,
But what ever happens, I know I've got you.

You're on my hand, you're in my mouth,
It doesn't matter where you are.
I can sense your smell,
Even if were miles apart.

All I wanna do, is eat you, feel you,
There's nothing I can cook, Just wanna eat you,
Only you!
No matter where life takes us,
Nothing can break us apart.
You know that's true, I just wanna eat you~

You know how food can be, it rottens overnight,
Sunny or rain then, but it's alright.
A food like you always make me happy.
I know that you're tasty everytime.

You're every dish you're every meal,
You're so squishy and yummy to,
Pluck you from the tree
and put you in my mouth Aaaaa

All I wanna do, is eat you, feel you,
There's nothing I can cook, Just wanna eat you,
Only you!
No matter where life takes us,
Nothing can break us apart.
You know that's true, I just wanna eat you~

I JUST WANNA EAT YOU~~

Written by : Richard PKS and JonKok

Take your hand, stop your breath,
Pull you close and take one stab,
Keep your eyes locked on mine,
And let the grim reaper be your guide....

Won't you promise me, we'll keep slapping,
Whoever we see next~

It's like strike by lightning the chances of slapping someone like you...
It's one in a million the chances of feeling the way we do.
And with every slap, together we kick on getting better.
So can I have this chance,
Can I have this chance?

Take my hand, I'll make you see
That every curse will be safe with me.
Don't be too brave, too brave to fall,
You know I'll not catch you through it all.

And you can't see my heart,
Cause my heart is left in your house!

It's like strike by lightning the chances of slapping someone like you...
It's one in a million the chances of feeling the way we do.
And with every slap, together we kick on getting better.
So can I have this chance,
Can I have this chance?

Oh no building too high enough, sharper than knives,
'Cause together or not,, the slapping won't stop,
Let it rain, let it pour,
What we have is worth dying for,
You know I believe, that we were meant to be....

It's like strike by lightning the chances of slapping someone like you...
It's one in a million the chances of feeling the way we do.
And with every slap, together we kick on getting better.
So can I have this chance,
Can I have this chance?

Can I have this chance?
Can I have this chance?

The End

Written By: Richard PKS and JonKok

Looking out the window in the school,
I saw a crowd of boys fighting for a shoe,
Nobody understands what they do.....

Everyday at school I wail down the stairs
I spit saliva and stare at Mr'J.
He runs to the toilet and hide, very scared.

He's the school predator, I'm a sheep in a herd.
He eats meat and I eat lemon leaves.
I'm dreaming 'bout the day when he'll get out from my way,
Find out what is on the tree, know that we are after him!

Study here and feel the way that we fell
I promise you that you can't have your 3 meals.
It's more to me,
But this school is just for Zombies!!

Study here and feel the way that I fell
They'll promise you that you are gonna get killed.
It's more to him,
But this school is just for Zombies!!

The End

Written By: JonKok and Richard PKS

It's half past twelve,
near the well,
maybe hell?
She knew so well...

Lurking in the dark,
no dogs dare to bark,
not even a lark,
So find someone to hug.

Don't cry, she's near,
I'm here, you'll hear.

BLACKOUT!!
Freak out!
No way out,
In her house.

Trembling, with fear,
Fearless?? That's just not real!

She won't kill, but she will,
It's so chill, Just stand still...

It's time to say good bye,
An I outta my mind?!

Ghostly stare, a flight of stairs,
Never again, be her guest!

Written by: JonKok

Today was a fairy tale,
Again,
Today is the best day,
With rose bouquets,
On my desk,
Too great,
Don't forget,
And you'll say Mr.XXX,
I'm not your ex,
Please treat me well,
Or I'll take an axe,
Chop your head,
Hide it under my desk,
Or make it a chair..........

Today was a nightmare,
Not again?!
Today is the day,
With dry roses,
Under my chair,
Too bad,
I'll forget,
And I'll say:
Mr XYZ,
You are going to be my ex,
Stop acting like that!!
Or I'll take an axe,
Slice your head,
Bury it under my desk,
But you'll take it back............

E N D

Written by: JonKok
Edited by: Richard PKS

Sorry for destroying your Valentines day!

Bitter, sour, salty and sweet,
Is the 4 things that I need,
To taste the food that I want to eat.
The taste of meat, is Umami.

O, my eyeballs its so round,
Tough sclera form the bound.
It detects light but not sound,
And my iris is coloured in brown.

My hollow noserills breathe in the are,
Sometimes its too smelly for me to bear.
When I get a cold, I cant smell,
Cause the mucus lining is thick over there.

Pain, heat, clod and pressure.
Are the senses my skin can measure.
Lips, fingertips, and behind my ears,
Are my skins most sensitive areas.

My ear pinnas are the outer ear,
The thin eardrum will detect vibration,
Eustachian tube balances my pressure.
I can never define the complex structure of the ear.

A million thanks to my sensory organs,
To let me feel the world in pleasure.
Every organs, I can never find another,
If I loose one, I will cry for sure!

-THE END-

Written by: Pang Khai Shuen

For the first chapter of Form 2 Science :
Sensory organs

To make your get A's in your exams.

HAHA!

He saw a dead man,
hanging on the tree,
near the cemetery.
He saw an old woman,
trembling in fear,
And a baby
tortured by the cruel armies,
for nothing.
"This land is so rich".
Who said that to me?

I want to win this war
for my nation.
I want blood
for my generation.
I need heads
for decorations.

Let the God plan,
how we may die with dignity.
Now or never.

THE END

Hacked version of [The Dead Crow]
by B. Said Samad

Samad, please for give us!
Haha!

Written by:
JonKok and Richard PKS

The one who says everything,
But dosen't do anything,
The one who speaks a lot of "something",
But dosen't mean anything.

Mr.J should we call him,
Sailing at once, 3 Titanics,
Girlfriends from Artic to Antartic,
But the girls vanished like flying bees.

Every time he says "I'm Busy",
Behind the scene,
He's watching TV,
He'll never help us with our needs.

Why oh why Mr.J ?
Why keep the long hair as you may?
I hope you can change your behaviour,
Because everyone are getting furious!

-END-
Written by :Jonkok & Richard PKS

Sobbing, crying,
The end of the world is nearer than we can think.
It is something
That is freaking me.

You know the world is breaking,
In a rate that should not be happening.
Aliens from a far place
Is attacking us....

OH MY GOD, give me some space,
space to breathe..

"OH WHAT A SHAME"
We're bleedin', Dieing.
The aliens are at here ready to squash your brain.
Oh we're starving, for many days.

Mor than poo, more than shit,
this is all what we eat!
For a million centuries.. yeah!

There's no pea, only pee,
For us human indeed!
To them our world is meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Chorus*
-END-

Parody of Breaking Free
By SPS association

Written by: Richard PKS and JonKok

Today is a fairy tale,
with no teachers in our class.
But full of noisy males,
Making noise through the dusk.

Noise of a market,
Is all what we can hear.
Match makers choose the names,
And play all the childish games.

Trouble-makers fear the teachers,
that can hear their noises from a mile.
Good students wipe their tears,
with nothing but a smile.

Pn. Maizureen, if you are in,
At least there would be some peace.
We can't stand this 2 Harmoni,
Please make the class clear for me!!!!!

THE END

Written by:
Richard PKS and Jonathan Kok

No school, no pain,
And we will say hooray,
To all the crazy grace
That we all put to race.

No school, no game,
That we all like to play,
But for all those arcade games,
We will think it is lame.

No school, its great!!
Cause we will have a holiday.
To play what we wanted to play,
And also be gay! ( happy)

No school, no cane!
To make us hide under the sugar cane.
To all my dearest classmates,
With homework, its still a school day!!

NOOOOOO!!

THE END

Written by: Richard PKS
Edited by: JonKok

Via SPSAssociation.

Once upon a time,
There lives a lime,
and a fat porcupine,
in a huge grape vine.

Then one day,
the lime says:
You fat porcupine!
You better go away!
You are taking my space!

But the porcupine says:
No way no way!
So he stays.

Finally, the lime is mad.
It went to the city to find its dad.
The limes dad is a dime,
he calls his armies in a line
And pours the porcupine with a lot of wine.

The porcupine drink and drink,
When its drunk they take him to the sink.
Then he VANISHED in a blink!
Nonsense, is it?

Oh yea...

Written by:
Richard PKS

Via SPS Associaion

Fly, fly, butter-fly,
Fly to the sky
When you feel so high,
Please don't die
When you still have a life,
What's the price to see a butter-fly?
You'll be surprised,
When you saw the price
To see a butter-fly,
Flying up high in the big blue sky,
So nice ............